Post by Famine on Sept 10, 2010 11:50:30 GMT -4
Name:Famine
Age: Uhh... let's see, carry the one... divide by the square root... I'm very, very old
Appearence:
Hometown: Philly? Love those cheesesteaks
Family: War, Death and Pestilence are three that I don't mind spending time with
Special Abilities: A super hunger for knowledge and power. Oh and I guess making people crave their deepest desire above all else might fall under that as well.
Weapons of Choice: *cough*scales*cough* although I do enjoy using this rather nice pitchfork I found a while back (get it pitch-FORK, because you know I'm famine. I know, I know, I crack me up too)
Status: Horsemen of the Apocalypse numero tres
History: When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come and see." I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"
Well apparently that's what I was quoted saying *cough*lies*cough*. Actually I been getting ready for the big day to come along any time now. War, Death, Pestilence and myself have been working quite a while now to get everything prepared. We all have our roles to play but it's all very hush-hush stuff, can't talk about it or I'd ruin the surprise. Although I could explain my job just in case you're curious.
Basically my task is to come on up and make all you little people crave whatever your little heart desires. Some of you just want to eat and eat and eat, others will drink gallon after gallon of alcohol, some smoke cigarettes by the carton and then there are the *ahem* others that are only interested in doing the horizontal tango. I basically make you want what you already crave turn into an obsession. Is that really so bad though? I mean you only live once, might as well enjoy it while you can.
Far as the horse things go, it was all fine and dandy but those creatures do tend to stink after a while so I got a slick, all black Lamborghini Reventon to cruise around in.
Age: Uhh... let's see, carry the one... divide by the square root... I'm very, very old
Appearence:
Hometown: Philly? Love those cheesesteaks
Family: War, Death and Pestilence are three that I don't mind spending time with
Special Abilities: A super hunger for knowledge and power. Oh and I guess making people crave their deepest desire above all else might fall under that as well.
Weapons of Choice: *cough*scales*cough* although I do enjoy using this rather nice pitchfork I found a while back (get it pitch-FORK, because you know I'm famine. I know, I know, I crack me up too)
Status: Horsemen of the Apocalypse numero tres
History: When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come and see." I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"
Well apparently that's what I was quoted saying *cough*lies*cough*. Actually I been getting ready for the big day to come along any time now. War, Death, Pestilence and myself have been working quite a while now to get everything prepared. We all have our roles to play but it's all very hush-hush stuff, can't talk about it or I'd ruin the surprise. Although I could explain my job just in case you're curious.
Basically my task is to come on up and make all you little people crave whatever your little heart desires. Some of you just want to eat and eat and eat, others will drink gallon after gallon of alcohol, some smoke cigarettes by the carton and then there are the *ahem* others that are only interested in doing the horizontal tango. I basically make you want what you already crave turn into an obsession. Is that really so bad though? I mean you only live once, might as well enjoy it while you can.
Far as the horse things go, it was all fine and dandy but those creatures do tend to stink after a while so I got a slick, all black Lamborghini Reventon to cruise around in.