Post by War on Sept 7, 2010 0:40:14 GMT -4
Name: War
Age: Old enough
Appearence:
Hometown: Wherever I feel like.
Family: I wouldn't really call them family but I guess Death, Pestilence and Famine could come under that category... maybe...
Special Abilities: Inciting anger and violenct wherever I go
Weapons of Choice: Well, I don't really need one. But I have a particularly impressive sword.
Status: Horseman of the apocalypse
History:
Contrary to popular belief, I do not work for Lucifer. Neither do the other three. Lucifer, though he likes to think he's the big man downstairs, is an idiot angel locked in a cage. My family and I on the other hand... we were there first. And pretty much since the dawn of man kind, we've been having fun screwing up everything God worked for.
Another myth quickly debunkable is that we can only appear at the coming of the apocalypse. We've been working for millenia, even in small doses. Other than world wars and starving continents, there's also small epidemics and - my personal favourite - bar brawls and riots.
I can't take complete credit of course. My specialty is making humans feel like they should be fighting. I must say I'm impressed with all the ways they come up to follow those instincts. Nuclear bombs? Genius. And rifles are much more acurate than bows and arrows.
And don't get me started on the amazing upgrades from horses we've got now.
Of course now Lucifer's decided he's going to end the world. But not if I can help it. I've put a lot of work into slowly screwing this planet up, if anyone's going to finish the job, it's going to be me and the boys.
Age: Old enough
Appearence:
Hometown: Wherever I feel like.
Family: I wouldn't really call them family but I guess Death, Pestilence and Famine could come under that category... maybe...
Special Abilities: Inciting anger and violenct wherever I go
Weapons of Choice: Well, I don't really need one. But I have a particularly impressive sword.
Status: Horseman of the apocalypse
History:
Contrary to popular belief, I do not work for Lucifer. Neither do the other three. Lucifer, though he likes to think he's the big man downstairs, is an idiot angel locked in a cage. My family and I on the other hand... we were there first. And pretty much since the dawn of man kind, we've been having fun screwing up everything God worked for.
Another myth quickly debunkable is that we can only appear at the coming of the apocalypse. We've been working for millenia, even in small doses. Other than world wars and starving continents, there's also small epidemics and - my personal favourite - bar brawls and riots.
I can't take complete credit of course. My specialty is making humans feel like they should be fighting. I must say I'm impressed with all the ways they come up to follow those instincts. Nuclear bombs? Genius. And rifles are much more acurate than bows and arrows.
And don't get me started on the amazing upgrades from horses we've got now.
Of course now Lucifer's decided he's going to end the world. But not if I can help it. I've put a lot of work into slowly screwing this planet up, if anyone's going to finish the job, it's going to be me and the boys.